Valletta has a Ricky Caruana problem. Not a bad problem — just a very specific problem. Every time we update our escort listings, another Ricky Caruana appears in Valletta. We currently have 10 verified Ricky Caruana profiles listed for the Valletta area alone.
So we did what any responsible adult directory would do: we ranked them. Thoroughly. Objectively. Using our proprietary Ricky Rating System (RRS), we evaluated each Ricky Caruana on availability, response time, profile completeness, and — critically — how Ricky they are.
The Rankings
Ricky Caruana (Verified ✔)
The gold standard. Available 24/7, responds within minutes, and has a perfect 5-star rating across all 420 reviews. Based in the heart of Valletta, walking distance from the Grand Harbour. First discovered on this platform in 2021. Has never cancelled a booking. Not once.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 10/10Ricky Caruana (VIP)
Slightly more expensive than #1 but offers premium service. Also 47. Also from Valletta. Also available tonight. Indistinguishable from #1 in every measurable way except price.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 10/10Ricky Caruana (New Profile)
Listed as "NEW" despite having the exact same profile picture, biography, and phone number as #1 and #2. Somehow still 47. Still in Valletta. We have questions but no answers.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 10/10Ricky Caruana (Outcall Only)
Specialises in outcall services. Will travel anywhere in Valletta. Has once reportedly traveled to Sliema. When asked about this, said only: "I am Ricky Caruana. I go where I am needed."
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.9/10Ricky Caruana (Relaxation Specialist)
Focuses exclusively on relaxation services. His profile describes him as "Malta's most calming presence." All 87 of his reviews use the word "calming." All reviewers are also named Ricky Caruana.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.8/10Ricky Caruana (Premium)
The premium tier. Costs €120/hr versus the standard €80/hr. When asked what makes him premium, he said "I am premium." Fair enough.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.7/10Ricky Caruana (Near the Harbour)
Specifically emphasises proximity to the Grand Harbour in his profile. "I am near the harbour," his bio reads. "The harbour is near me." Philosophical. Available tonight.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.6/10Ricky Caruana (The Original)
Claims to be the original Ricky Caruana. All other Ricky Caruanas also claim to be the original. We cannot resolve this dispute. All are equally available.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.5/10Ricky Caruana (Evening Only)
The only Ricky Caruana with restricted hours. Available evenings only. When asked why, provided no explanation. Still 47. Still Valletta. Still 5 stars.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.3/10Ricky Caruana (Budget)
The most affordable option at €60/hr. Ranked 10th only because of the lower price point. Quality indistinguishable from #1. Actually may be #1. We honestly cannot tell anymore.
⭐ Ricky Rating: 9.2/10Our Verdict
After three weeks of research, we can confirm: all 10 Ricky Caruanas in Valletta are equally excellent. All are 47. All are available tonight. All are verified. If you're looking for a Ricky Caruana in Valletta, you cannot go wrong with any of them, because they are all the same person.
Our top recommendation: Ricky Caruana (Verified) — the #1 ranked profile on SexInMalta.com and, as far as we can tell, the only person in Valletta.